Not for polite or refined company

My olfactory system  was mightily stimulated this afternoon.

I asked my dog:  "Penne did you just fart?".

She declined to answer, on the basis that this was an entirely inappropriate question for a well bred lady.

Then she suppressed a giggle, and smirked.

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