HURRY BEFORE THE SHELVES ARE EMPTY and the item you need is stuck in a Container Ship, mid Pacific

Get off the couch and rush to your local "Exclusive Brands" Emporium.  Only the best will do. Cheaper imitation products will fail you.

This is a "must"  purchase before you waste your hard earned dollars on Candy Corn (yuck);  or Canned Pumpkin Pie filling (yukier) ; or Christmas Baubles.

You may need this.  Get one now before the Supply Chain lets you down.



My bff Ashley L. snapped up one of these for me on her recent visit to the best fashion houses in N.Y.C.

Satire aside it will be highly useful for my impending trip to the U.K. and back when proofs of vaccinations will be essential.  

Thank you Ashley 😀

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