An ode by Philip Appleman
Philip Appleman O Karma Dharma, pudding and pie Gimme a break before I die Grant me wisdom, will and wit Purity, probity, pluck and grit Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, kind Gimme great abs and a steel trap mind And forgive, ye Gods, some humble advice These little blessings would suffice To beget an earthly paradise Make the bad people good And the good people nice And before our world goes over the brink Teach the believers how to think