Couch Potato? PSHAW!
Of course you know that I adopted Ben, a fabulous Greyhound, on March 17th. What you do not know is that every third person Ben and I encounter on our walks is an utterly reliable expert on Greyhounds and their behaviours. 😖 They parade their unquestionable expertise by saying "Of course, Greyhounds are such couch potatoes". To be fair, they are correct about the couch bit - see this Of course I love my spuds whether fried, baked, or mashed, I have nothing against spuds. But I refuse to think of my elegant, grateful, regal and dignified adoptee Ben as nothing more than a couch potato, He has class. He should never be called a common tater, Ben is my ..... ........ Couch Creme Brulle!