Another Scandal Rocks the Church.
"Poor as a Church Mouse". We've often said it, but we've never stopped to ask why Church Mice are so poor. It's because of ecclesiastical hypocrisy. Church people "talk the talk" about justice and equity, but they do not "walk the walk" when it comes to Church Mice . These poor creatures - 1) are underpaid, and often not paid at all. 2) are dependent on scraps of food in order to survive. 3) live in squalid conditions. PLEASE JOIN MY MOVEMENT "JUSTICE FOR CHURCH MICE" Our demands on behalf of Church Mice are simple. 1) A living wage. 2) Access to decent foods at all times. 3) Comfortable and affordable housing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is this too much to ask? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I conclude with a bit of cheesy humour