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Humour via my friend Jack C


It's the end of the Church as we know it .... and I feel fine

We had what was billed as a "Town Hall Meeting" at my church ( St. Boniface Episcopal, Siesta Key, FL) yesterday afternoon Nov 7th 2013. Some 240 or so parishioners were in attendance.

It was sponsored and moderated by the good Episcopal Bishop of South West Florida, the Rt. Revd. Dabney Smith, in order to address some "real, or perceived, or manufactured" crisis in the parish (the details do not matter).

The Bishop was in top form and he enabled a forum in which parishioners could speak about their joys and fears in an open and honest manner, without fear, and with courage.

One wise and perspicacious parishioner addressed us with his usual wisdom and candor.

He ended his contribution by saying that he was fifty five years old, and then by asking all those attendees who were younger than he to raise their hands.

My guess is that some fifteen hands were raised - maybe twenty. Whichever way you measure it the "young people"  (those under fifty five) were fa…

Even more quotations

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."    - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song
"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880)
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no…

More quotations

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer."

- Saint Thomas More (1478-1535)
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

All viaDr. Gabriel Robins 

Department of Computer Science, School of Engineering and Applied Science,  Univer…

One of my favourite quotations

RobertHenley,first earl of Northington (c.1708–1772), lord chancellor (1761-1766) , was the second son of Anthony Henley (1666/7–1711), landowner and whig MP, of The Grange, Hampshire, and Mary, daughter of the Hon. Peregrine Bertie and granddaughter of the second earl of Lindsey.
He was educated at Westminster School, and entered St John's College, Oxford, in 1724; he graduated BA in 1729 and MA in 1733, having been elected a fellow of All Souls in November 1727. He was admitted to the Inner Temple in 1728, and called to the bar in 1732.
As a young man he developed an addiction to port, about which he is reputed to have muttered when older and finding difficulty in walking in the House of Lords, ‘If I had only known that these legs were one day to carry a Lord Chancellor, I'd have taken better care of them when I was a lad’
(Information via the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography)

Music and Memory

Just  before the 9:00 a.m. service at  St. Boniface Church, Siesta Key, Sarasota, FL on  3rd Nov 2013 our fabulous parish organist ( Barbara Roth-Donaldson) played an organ adaption of the part of Edward Elgar's "Enigma Variations" known as "Nimrod"

It's lovely music on its own.

However as I heard it  as a fabulous organ prelude in church  two things happened.

1. I smiled for joy at Elgar's gorgeous melody   and
2. My memories took me back to 1968 and to  the joys of B.B.C. radio
It was in that year that  B.B.C. radio (not television) broadcasted (over almost half a year) an adaptation of John Galsworthy's "Forsyth Saga".

I distinctly (?) remember that my Dad, my oldest (and fabulous) sister Maureen, and I listened in every week. Maybe Mum also joined us.

The theme music for that B.B.C. radio adaptation of Galsworthy's novels was   -   yes you have guessed it  -  the Nimrod section from the Enigma variations.


Not marmalade - but "tasty leftovers a la waste not, want not"

So I had to use up some leftovers - which were:
Half a cup of cooked white rice

A cup or so  of cooked lentils

A few "formerly frozen" lima beans and pearl onions

Half a cup of vegetable stock

About a third of a pound of stewing beef, cut up into small pieces and browned in a skillet

Half a jar of hot salsa

Six or seven tablespoons full of curry sauce

All put into a big pot and simmered for a wee while. It all made for a nice lunch today (with some toasted ciabatta bread)  and enough to spare for the next three days. I have no name for it other than "tasty leftovers a la waste not -want not" Thanks Mum for your good example.