BEGONE FILTH! I've had my Kia Forte automobile for about twenty two months, but if cleanliness is next to godliness it has become a downright pagan. We've been to the full service car was a couple of times, and through the 7-11 $7 machine a few times, but due to my laziness, negligence or indifference, it was a mess, with dog drool over the back seat windows and about 3" of dog hair covering the floor. My good friend Rick P. recommended a "come to your home" car detailing business which I used yesterday. Oh my, it was worth every penny. The "mark" on the hood is a reflection of a ceiling fan in my neighbour's car port Inside, sans floor mats which are still drying in this humid air. Sometimes when I have cleaned my bathroom I think that I'll never use it again, 'cause it will get dirty again. In a like vein I am reluctant to drive my car. I'd rather simply admire it so that it will not get dirty! ...