Woof

If I could teach my darling dog Penne to speak, I would start with five words.

I'd teach her to say "Michael, I need to stop".

That way I'd have advance notice of her "pee stops".

As it is she stops on a dime, with no warning,  And she stops firmly.  I am sure that one of these days her sudden stop will rip my arm out of its socket!






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  1. Maybe the five words; "Stop!", "Pee!" & "I love you" would be a better list to begin with? ~Bo)

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