Sunday, 1 January 2017
To make you groan, or giggle, or both
From The Independent Newspaper (London U.K.)
Thanks to Moose Allain for this:
"Some people like it when an object has displaced just enough water to equal its own original weight. Ah well, whatever floats your boat."
To Glenny Rodge for this:
COMPUTER: "Enter password."
ME: [types "14days"]
COMPUTER: "Your password is two week."
COMPUTER: "Computer do joke. Computer funny."
And to Namey McNamename for this
"Today seems like a good day to bury bad news. It was a stupid name for a hamster anyway and he died over three weeks ago."
Tom Freeman was unimpressed
by George Osborne's proposal that students should study maths up to the age of 18:
"We already have to study maths up to age 16, and that's quite enough. There's no reason to add an extra three years."
Moose Allain again:
"I've just bought my friends a new boiler and complete central heating system, as a house warming present."
"Greg! Greg! Greg! Ian! Greg! Ian! Ian! Greg! Greg! Ian! Ian! Greg! Greg! Ian! Ian! Ian!"
And finally, also from the mighty Moose:
"Quick reminder: April Fool’s Day has been moved to 2 April because of the leap year."
J. Michael Povey
Sunday, January 01, 2017
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