Thursday, 6 November 2008

What love is (sentimental), and a joke

>>> What Love means to a 4-8 year old....>>>> Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching >> words from the mouth of babes.>>>> A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 >> year-olds, 'What does love mean?'>>>> The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have >> imagined See what you think:>>>>>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her >> toenails anymore.>> So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got >> arthritis too. That's love.'>>>> Rebecca- age 8>>>>

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> 'When When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.>> You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'>>>> Billy - age 4>>>>

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne >> and they go out and smell each other.'>>>> Karl - age 5>>>>

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> 'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French >> fries without making them give you any of theirs.'>>>> Chrissy - age 6>>>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'>>>> Terri - age 4>>>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip >> before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'>>>> Danny - age 7>>>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> '

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, >> you still want to be together and you talk more.>> My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'>>>> Emily - age 8>>>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>>

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening >> presents and listen.'>>>> Bobby - age 7

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'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it >> everyday.'>>>> Noelle - age 7>>>>

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'Love Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still >> friends even after they know each other so well.'>>>> Tommy - age 6>>>>

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'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at >> all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.>>>> He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'>>>> Cindy - age 8>>>>

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> 'My mommy loves me more than anybody>> You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'>>>> Clare - age 6>>>>

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'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'>>>> Elaine-age 5>>>> ----------------

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is >> handsomer than Brad Pitt.'>>>> Chris - age 7>>>>

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'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone >> all day.'>>>> Mary Ann - age 4>>>>

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I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes >> and has to go out and buy new ones.'>>>> Lauren - age 4>>>>

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>>>>>> 'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars >> come out of you.' Karen - age 7>>>>

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's >> gross.'>>>> Mark - age 6>>>>

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'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you >> mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'>>>> Jessica - age 8>>>>

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>> And the final one>>>>

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an >> elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.>>>> Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's >> yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.>>>> When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy >> said,>>>> 'Nothing, I just helped him cry'




The joke



The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first woman, aswell as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb.

She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, 'So,Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration.

'I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and please my arthritis is acting up again.'

'Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take
you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'

'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?'

'Oh Mom' replies Susan, 'I'll make sure you have a wonderful gowncustom-made by the best designer in New York '

'Honey,' Mom complains, 'you know I can't eat the fancy foods that you andyour friends like to eat.'

The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is goingto be handled by the best caterer in New York , kosher all the way. Please, Mom,I really want you to come.'


So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 21, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is beingsworn in as President of the United States .

In the front row sits the new president's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her.

'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States ?'

The Senator whispers back, 'Yes, I do.'

Says Mom proudly, 'Her brother is a doctor

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