Old, but good. Not sacrilegious but funny!
If the disciples had been gay.'
1. The sermon on the mount would be a musical
2. Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day
3. Catholic Priests would get married … wait a minute..…never mind…forget that thought
4. The Gospels would be Matthew, March, Luke and Bruce
5. Mary’s hair would be flawless
6. The Temple would not have been cleansed of money-changers, just redecorated
7. The water at the wedding feast in Cana of Galilee would have turned into dry martinis, with a splash of Curacao for colour
8. The triumphal entry would have included a drag number
9. The beatitudes would each begin “fabulous are they….”
10. The Eucharist would be a brunch