Sacrilege?

Old, but good. Not sacrilegious but funny!

If the disciples had been gay.'

1. The sermon on the mount would be a musical

2. Jesus would never wear white after Labor Day

3. Catholic Priests would get married … wait a minute..…never mind…forget that thought

4. The Gospels would be Matthew, March, Luke and Bruce

5. Mary’s hair would be flawless

6. The Temple would not have been cleansed of money-changers, just redecorated

7. The water at the wedding feast in Cana of Galilee would have turned into dry martinis, with a splash of Curacao for colour

8. The triumphal entry would have included a drag number

9. The beatitudes would each begin “fabulous are they….”

10. The Eucharist would be a brunch

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