Now I know why I am not happy.

I bought a packet of Lay’s “Classic” potato chips (crisps) this morning. The prose on the back side of the packet was stunning, viz:

“It all starts with farm grown potatoes, cooked and seasoned to perfection. So every LAY’S (r) potato chip is perfectly crispy and delicious. Happiness in every bite (r)”

Wow – the potatoes are “farm grown”.  What a shocker! 

Wow – there is Happiness in every bite (r)”.

 

Now I know why I am sometimes unhappy. It’s because I do not eat sufficient amounts of Lay’s “Classic” potato chips (crisps).