This afternoon I visited George M (a St. Boniface Parishioner) who is in a nursing home as he recovers from major surgery. I was there to share Holy Communion with him.
I chatted on a bit (now that surprises you!), not paying sufficient attention to George's tiredness.
George said "Please do the Church service so that I can go to sleep".
George is the son, grandson, and brother of Episcopal Priests - so he knows the truth he unwittingly spoke.