You look like a "snazzy young man". So said the clerk (shop assistant) at "Total Wine" this morning.
Maybe it was because I was wearing my light blue, long-sleeved, buttoned-down collar "Arrow:" shirt, together with my brand new "Izod" - "wearing-for-the-very-first time" golf shorts, and a lovely cap which I bought in Bergen, Norway last year.
Or maybe it was because she wanted to flatter me.
I did not play into her flattery by revealing my age.
Maybe I looked like a "snazzy young man".
Indeed I looked smart,
But I wish that this very pleasant young woman had seen me at 3:30 a.m. this morning (Nov 30th 2015).
At that time I left my bed to "relieve myself"
I walked back to my bed (bum first) to sit down,
I sat down, but I missed the bed. I fell to the floor.
In this dreadful process I managed to shove aside a book shelf, and cause a picture to fall from the wall,
I suffered "mild abrasions" to my left arm, and a bit of pain to my right wrist,
Despite and because of these minor inconveniences I cannot see myself as a "snazzy young man".
BUT IT WAS A "NICE TRY" on the part of the young woman at TOTAL WINE!!