I was a guest of the Chrisman family for last week's Thanksgiving Feast.
We were Donna Chrisman, her sister Barbara, Donna's daughter Ashley, and Jack Chrisman's second cousin Mary Evelyn. Jack was unable to join us.
We ate at the Peridia Country Club in Bradenton, FL,
which was very nice except that when you eat out on Thanksgiving there are no leftovers - the best part of the feast.
With that in mind I bought a small ready cooked Thanksgiving meal from the so-named "upscale" F...h M....t at the the Sarasota/Bradenton University Town Abomination (U.T.C.).
All set to share with my neighbours, and for leftovers for me: thinking in particular about a turkey breast and cranberry relish sandwich.
But what a disappointment. I encountered bland. The turkey breast was tough and dry - made palatable only with a lashing of cranberry/orange relish (from Trader Joe's). Even more awful was the dressing ( I called it flavoured bread cubes); and the mashed potatoes which I swear came from flaked or powdered origins, since the gravy could do no more than sit on top of them, and could not be absorbed. "Wallpaper paste with gravy".
Yes indeed it was food, for which I should be grateful, but please permit me a whine given my expectations of F...h M ....t products.