Sunday, 2 February 2020
The Dachshund Who Wasn't.
On Saturday evening 1st Feb 2020 I was with my friends Jack and Donna C, and Ashley L.
I told them one of my stories.
It was about my godson Stephen G. He was about three years old and had just learned the alphabet; and to use the toilet unaided.
His parents were entertaining guests when Stephen took himself to the bathroom. He returned, and with great glee announced "I just made a "C"! (The shape of his poop).
Ha indeed! A sweet story.
'Tis a sweet story which went right over Donna's head. She hadn't clearly heard the word "godson", and thought that I had said "dachshund".
"How in the world", she was thinking, "can you teach a Dachshund to know the alphabet, and to use a commode?"