Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Not much to blog about today......

.... so here is an awful "Blonde" joke.


Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story
of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair.. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money......

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