Sunday, 19 August 2012

Children (on the lighter side)

Having children is like having a bowling alley in your brain  (Martin Mull)

A two year old is like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. (Jerry Seinfeld)

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. (Ray Romano)

Never raise your hand to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected (Red Buttons)

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children. (The Duke of 

My mother loved children. She would have given anything if I had been one. (Groucho Marx)

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.  (Cicero 106 – 43 B.C. )

(Taken from "Funny Times" newspaper.)

No comments:

Post a Comment