Monday, 18 May 2015

Dog Poop and Good Luck?

I noticed this morning that the dog poop bags I use have a printed slogan.  It reads:

"Find a pile,
Pick it up.
All the day,
You'll have good luck".

Goodness gracious, I never knew this.

I have some other suggestions.

"Use this bag
To pick up shit.
The exercise
will keep you fit"

AND

"Use this bag -
Retrieve dog crap.
Good Karma's sure
To come right back".

Your versions are solicited.

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