I was at the office of my Podiatrist (Dr. Arthur C) for a treatment this morning.
I asked if he had thought about merging his business with a local Landscaper.
He was bemused until I said you could call the merged business
"FOOT AND YARD"
He groaned. Then he laughed. Then he added that he would try out my awful joke on his wife (Dr. Dawn C) who is also a podiatrist.