Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Nuty stuff via my sister in law Izzy

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.

I am having an out of money experience.

Don’t sweat the petty things. Don’t pet the sweaty things.

When you work here you can name your own salary. I named mine “Fred”

Money isn’t everything. But it sure keeps the children in touch.

Dyslexics have more nuf.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Welcome to Utah. Set your clock back 75 years.

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Mississippi: 8 million people. 15 last names.

Reality: An illusion which occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

My short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

My short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

My short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

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