Tuesday, 6 April 2010

More nonsense from sources ill-remembered,

(1) It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

(Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street)


(2)  Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.



(3)  Aunt Lorraine said, “Bob, you’re gay. Are you seeing a psychiatrist?” I said, “No, I’m seeing a lieutenant in the Navy”.

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