I cleaned my bathroom today.
I mean cleaned it.
Down on my knees to scrub the floor.
Scrubbing the shower stall.
Making the sliding glass doors sparkle.
And the vanity is ultra-clean; the "throne" immaculate enough for a Queen.
SO NOW I DO NOT WISH TO USE IT. It's simply too clean for use.
It's a bit like the new shirts, trousers or shoes which I buy, and then do not wear for month after month - 'cause once they have been worn they are no longer new.
Is this a male thing, or a human thing?